Kids, Transportation and Cars: Smooth criminal

Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntingtown

Today, my neighbor's son siphoned the fuel out of my lawn mower and put it in his car. What he didn't realize is that the fuel mixture I use in my lawn mower would ruin his car engine. His dad says it's my fault and actually insists I should pay his pissant son's repair bill. FML

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Sunday 14 June 2015 0:06

A. Take them to court for taking your oil B. Get more money out of them for harassment as he is harassing you saying it's his fault C. Get them for trespassing You're in the money

grajax 24

Sunday 14 June 2015 0:05

Can you take legal action against him for siphoning your oil?

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crackajak 15

Sunday 14 June 2015 10:52

I take after my father and label the multiple gas containers I own. Either 50/50 or GAS. Maybe the pissants father should invest in a sharpie and label his own son "klepto-dumbass".