Singing In The Shower By FML Videos - 18/09/2018 18:30 Everybody needs some time alone to sing it out... Just hope no one is recording it! I agree, your life sucks 288 You deserved it 72 Share Tweet Share
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 199 You deserved it 1 123
Today, my boyfriend got a text from a "close female friend." The text was of her with no shirt on, and he quickly closed his phone. His explanation was that his female friends just want his opinion on how they look. I don't know what's worse, that there are several, or that he thinks I'm that stupid. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 228 You deserved it 208
Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 865 You deserved it 4 695
Today, it's the third time my ex has been granted a reduction in his child support payments coinciding with his gold digger getting an expensive gift. The first time it was her 4-carat engagement ring, then it was her breast and butt surgeries, and now a 3-week trip to Hawaii. I can barely afford food for our kids. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 109 You deserved it 202
Today, my mom asked me to clean beneath my brother's bed for money. I found a rotten apple, a picture of my best friend, and a dead bird. I got $10. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 194 You deserved it 4 815
Today, my grandma called me to see how my oral surgery went. She gave me a kiss over the phone, but when I tried to make the kiss sound back to her, the bandages got in the way and it came out as a fart sound. FML I agree, your life sucks 845 You deserved it 168
Wait... is that the voice actor and singer for Lion King???