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Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML

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Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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heyhijello - 09/09/2013 22:05 - United States - Oakland

Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML

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litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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Anonymous - 07/08/2022 06:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML

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shewhopoopsinlitterboxes - 25/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Downingtown

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML

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meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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Anonymous - 19/01/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML

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Anonymous - 23/10/2013 16:04 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

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Anonymous - 27/08/2025 06:00 - United States - North Hollywood

Today, while apartment hunting with my boyfriend, I needed to use the bathroom. We were on our own and no toilet paper. Fortunately I carry wipes with me, because I had to more than just pee. All was fine, until I tried to flush and realized the water was turned off. The next person will get quite the surprise. FML

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Vaetrus 0

Friday 18 September 2009 12:14

"Buried" them? Are you... embarrassed to tell others you are a human being and go number two? So after ten minutes of thinking... you decided to reach into the toilet bowl, scoop out your "logs" and let the family deal with them when they clean out the litter... Why?

dyld921 2

Friday 18 September 2009 12:11

Your logs? I like you worded it.

SanAndreas997 7

Sunday 15 July 2012 21:44

I'm just waiting for the moment when the boyfriend cleans the litterbox out and is like mr.whiskers what hav u been eating good lord.lol

hditmore 0

Sunday 12 August 2012 20:51

That's why I poo at home

Grauncho 27

Tuesday 8 January 2013 2:06

"Jesus Christ Fluffers! What the hell have you been eating??"

andiw 6

Wednesday 30 January 2013 12:43

Lmao lmao! Dying here! I would have LOVED to have seen the boyfriends face when he cleaned the litter box and found a huge shit lmao being so confused about his cat! OP I don't blame you lol I've been married for 3 years and still can't poop on the same level of the house my husband is on lol!! This is funny shit!

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Saturday 11 May 2013 16:17

I'm just picturing your bfs confused look when he cleans the litter box. Hahaha

YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16

Tuesday 16 July 2013 6:57

His cat must of FREAKED out!!!!

emuexport 4

Thursday 3 October 2013 1:56

Classy

Nederlander95 14

Tuesday 1 April 2014 18:41

Couldn't find a plunger?

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Saturday 31 May 2014 15:03

You stupid idiot, you ******* stupid idiot. What the **** were you thinking you ******* stupid idiot. Man, stupid people need their ass beat. Come here.