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Roomies

By anonymous - 15/06/2011 18:00 - Canada

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

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mylifesucks305 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:07

ur a brave kid and a good friend

YOREALLY 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:07

Aw thts really sweet how you kept ur promise (:

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summerhot_fml 2

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:44

wow. you are really sweet! good yo know not all guys are jerks

theflyingtaco 3

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:47

you are really a great guy.

holewski 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:47

well done mate, someone who still has morals!

Brazilianbabe 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:50

Awww, you're just a sweet guy

jkenzlee 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:54

that really must stink, but your a good guy for keeping your promise!(:

ScreamingNarwhal 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:54

you are a good person. :)

HippyChick89 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:55

super sweet!

KEB13 4

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:56

A man with a sense of integrity! you will amount to greatness! keep it up and everything will work out for your good later in life

Tapdivaaa 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:56

That sucks, but that is really sweet, you need to tell her how you feel.... F her boyfriend

ToyotaObsession 1

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:57

sounds like she should be single.

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