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Romance ain't dead

awkwardbf - 09/09/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

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KrissyBearr - 31/12/2011 01:36 - United States

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

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Anonymous - 29/06/2010 17:34 - Canada

Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML

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Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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princess - 12/04/2014 21:01 - United States - San Marcos

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML

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Username - 23/11/2010 06:50

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML

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Username - 07/06/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML

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grossedout - 01/11/2014 00:39

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML

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Romantic afterglow

easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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bugger - 22/02/2015 17:31

Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML

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JessicaandGhazi - 09/06/2020 08:04

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in bed after having sex. I commented on him still having an erection after having an orgasm. He said it happens whenever he has a strong orgasm. Then he added, "And surprisingly, I was even thinking about you when it happened." FML

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lphchld 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 9:52

The man spoke the truth.

mastory96 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 13:58

haha watch he'll probably get a boner from the slight vibration.

cuppycake4494 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 14:34

haha!!! awesome

hayweebabe 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 14:57

You deserve it **** head ;o

ADL8 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 19:36

hey babe wats up

ack62 2

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:21

wow you must have a big heart... or a really small torso...

futureflow 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 21:07

lol i would say the same thing

MiniatureMayhem 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 21:42

At least he's honest.

graveworm 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 22:00

how is that a fml? stop being so whiney!

1234five 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 22:20

not a fml.. this one sucks

justmyluck1212 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 23:06

is that even possible?

Sophia93 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 4:51

lol I know right. I can't picture it.. you sitting on his lap and he could feel your heartbeat on his dick? Can someone please explain it to me.

asnider 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 22:51

He probably meant her pulse, which you can feel in a lot of spots: the neck, the wrist, the groin... So, yeah, if she was sitting on his lap, he may have felt her pulse in his dick.