Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Repetitive

Repetitive

By justgreat - 24/03/2012 02:30 - United States - Opa Locka

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

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xiaoxaio 5

Saturday 24 March 2012 9:17

her head fell asleep on your head

KunoKanashimi 3

Saturday 24 March 2012 9:16

Isn't it usually the other way around?

Comments

blutigenbonbon 10

Sunday 6 May 2012 20:34

XD that's kinda cute

karli1114 1

Saturday 23 June 2012 7:26

roofies?

OddBallChick 1

Monday 6 August 2012 20:38

Maybe she's been really busy lately and hasn't had enough sleep. Instead of complaining, ask her what's wrong.

509b 5

Saturday 2 February 2013 7:54

L O L

ckrider64 8

Thursday 28 March 2013 6:08

doesnt mean u cant finish ;)

arfarfitar 2

Thursday 3 April 2014 4:12

Did you keep going?

fantasyworld 37

Friday 12 December 2014 17:01

She was probably just tired.

aaashketchum 21

Saturday 13 December 2014 8:27

Sounds like something I could do

trey600rr 22

Friday 26 June 2015 14:20

she is a keeper, so tired yet still willing to Suck you off!

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