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Anonymous - - Australia

Today, I realised in the middle of my shift how useless my deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through my country. It's no longer effective against my awful B.O., which is a problem because I'm a mascot, and my costume traps the smell inside like a portable toilet. FML
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Isoldael 27

Don't breathe through your nose and you won't be able to smell it at least. As for the others, I hope the costume allows you to remain anonymous...

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theycallmekitty 13

If he breaths through his mouth he might just start tasting it instead. I know from experience...

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slap_u_much 6

Use a natural deoderant to help you like squeezed lemon juice in a spray bottle and apply it to ur pits. The only drawback is that you would have to let it air dry. Try to find some home remedies onlineOP

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wironandine 8

B.O. Can still be prevented. You probably stink as it is

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lenor_fml 7

Really seals in the flavour, doesn't it?

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northstar1219 3

Put coconut oil on ur pits, doubles as deodorant

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sukdeepindra 3

I'm sorry but i have to do this-- *realized

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untamable_mare 4

Secret...strong enough for a man. But made for a woman. Try that.

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DarkskyFML 5

I for one an impressed that your body odor smells like a potable toilet. Have you considered seeing a physician?

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Luigi77 1

Shave your arm pits - about once month should help. The hair is keritinized protein, and that's what hold the smell/odor. Just be careful with a spray deodorant after you shave, as it contains alcohol.

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