School, Bullying and Miscellaneous: Quite the effort

Quite the effort

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

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Wednesday 15 February 2012 18:47

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Comments

DariaPines 8

Friday 13 February 2015 23:04

But that means that you use a ladder for PE.That doesn't make sense.

mrscamaross 11

Sunday 15 February 2015 2:56

They probably did it because you say physical education instead of PE

zykrithium 22

Thursday 19 March 2015 21:31

I wouldn't say "popular"

MrZed_fml 11

Sunday 17 July 2016 11:00

No need to show off OP :/ you're on FML you probably aren't even popular

Runkofunko 5

Saturday 16 June 2018 3:30

"popular"

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