Intimacy: Picture game

Picture game

By Anonymous - 01/12/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

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Did he say it had to be a picture of you? Respond with a photo of a untrimmed hedge!

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Nhayaa 21

Tuesday 3 December 2019 4:21

Technically you can't shave your ******...

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Send me one too.

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