Kids, Parents and Tattoos: Permission denied

Permission denied

By Anonymous - 29/01/2010 01:12 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if she got a tramp stamp. FML

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Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML

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Ottoman81 0

Friday 29 January 2010 9:29

the fact its called a tramp stamp should answer the q

YouGotTold 0

Friday 29 January 2010 9:24

how old is your mom

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hellspawn666 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 18:22

at least she asked

Ilikeurfmls 13

Tuesday 20 September 2011 0:06

My mom has one, but she got it b4 they called it that

katie72 6

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:25

Ahahahahah my mom didn't even ask

lauralavenderbab 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:39

My mate was drunk an he got one

AwesomeSkySky 1

Thursday 2 August 2012 3:37

At least she asked..

DeuceMcCoy 0

Thursday 2 August 2012 9:11

the answer is yes, simply yes...

Liamj774 36

Friday 28 December 2012 23:03

At Amy age, yes

damnusernames 12

Sunday 26 January 2014 4:28

At least yours asked. Mine didn't.

topdezfan 5

Monday 3 February 2014 16:47

ask herr if she would be embarrassed if u branded a dick on ur ass

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