Party hard

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing beer pong at a party and managed to get the ball in a cup. I jumped a little bit in excitement and somehow managed to fracture my foot while doing so. FML

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Welcome to the club. I would say run away but we can’t.

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Kendall Farmer-Molin 3

Wednesday 15 May 2019 8:27

Welcome to the club. I would say run away but we can’t.

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