Health, Students and Scary: Paranoid

Paranoid

By rockefoe - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was studying late and kept hearing weird screeching sounds from outside. I couldn't figure out what it was and started getting really freaked out. It wasn't until later that I realized it was just my nose whistling. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 30 June 2010 16:09

hahah hate it when that happens :)

dacho 7

Wednesday 30 June 2010 16:12

lol, happens to me sometimes xD Except I figure it out rather quickly, when it starts to follow me around xD

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bliep 0

Friday 16 July 2010 22:50

that happens to you too? D:

Bahree 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 5:30

xD Oh God that must suck.

eminemXshady 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 7:11

It's better than dick whistling

garble0218 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 8:31

when that happens you can usually feel something in your nose that's causing the whistle. I hate when that happens

rabbitsarecutexx 3

Tuesday 22 March 2011 7:18

That always happens to me xD

rabbitsarecutexx 3

Tuesday 22 March 2011 7:18

That always happens to me xD

sykokitti 15

Monday 28 March 2011 0:50

that's happened to everyone I know... #4 what planet did you come from?

ShAdow7mcNugGet 7

Wednesday 9 November 2011 2:29

How the **** does that go unnoticed?!?

1Dfangirl 21

Monday 22 July 2013 18:09

Lol this happens to me all the time

guttedbrit 26

Tuesday 8 October 2013 19:57

Funnily enough I can relate to this a lot! Haha

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