Transportation: Panic on the streets

Panic on the streets

By ELparano - 29/12/2012 01:21 - Canada

Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML

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Saturday 29 December 2012 5:17

You get REALLY nervous around police.

poccocurantes 7

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:18

Lucky you didn't get pulled over, stepping out of the car could have been awkward.

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Vallion 5

Saturday 29 December 2012 10:20

He also arrived at work 30 minutes late. He couldn't find the door to exit the motorcycle. :X

wertheworld 3

Saturday 29 December 2012 10:32

LOL! You go girl! ;)

xmaximusx 12

Saturday 29 December 2012 10:32

Hey you dropped your toque eh!

darknamine 9

Saturday 29 December 2012 10:37

That doesn't sound too safe

beclaurela 18

Saturday 29 December 2012 10:54

The wind in your face wasn't clue enough? The fact you didn't have a steering wheel?

Krimzon 5

Saturday 29 December 2012 10:56

If i were a cop...i would have stopped and frisked you. A movement like that is too suspicious.

Zakirsd_fml 5

Saturday 29 December 2012 11:01

damn you slow

BingleBop 18

Saturday 29 December 2012 11:02

They should have stopped you for driving with one hand then.

rocketiquette 20

Saturday 29 December 2012 11:16

Riding dirty eh?

zen1979 16

Saturday 29 December 2012 11:28

Situational awareness fail

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