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Out of shape

By Out of shape - 21/03/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I got extremely winded from adjusting my blanket. What a workout. FML

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rudico67 8

Wednesday 22 March 2023 22:11

Well... if you're an elderly person with COPD, I can totally understand how you might have gotten winded!

bleuroze 4

Thursday 23 March 2023 20:34

Me with my weighted blanket. Then you've worked up such a sweat you don't even want the blanket anymore but you're too exhausted from wrestling the blanket to remove the blanket.

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lexxiasaurus 28

Wednesday 22 March 2023 8:53

don't know what it is, sometimes trying to pull the blankets plus my cat laying on them up is the hardest thing, especially trying to not uppercut yourself in the face!

rudico67 8

Wednesday 22 March 2023 22:11

Well... if you're an elderly person with COPD, I can totally understand how you might have gotten winded!

bleuroze 4

Thursday 23 March 2023 20:34

Me with my weighted blanket. Then you've worked up such a sweat you don't even want the blanket anymore but you're too exhausted from wrestling the blanket to remove the blanket.

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