Intimacy: Oh no, oh God no

Oh no, oh God no

By hlev24 - 03/03/2009 16:20 - United States

Today, I was on my way home from a friend's house. I called home ahead of time to let my parents know I was on my way. My dad picked up and in a panting voice said, "Now isn't a good time, drive around the block for 15 minutes." FML

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LittleMissMack 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 23:30

Parents have sex, it's not that big of a deal. And its better than "Today, I didn't call my parents to let them know I was coming home. I walked in and heard my dad f*cking my mom. FML."

ajscott 0

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Look on the bright side. At least you didn't walk in on them having sex on the living room floor.

Comments

j00lie 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 23:23

OMG. i am so sorry. your life is definitely ******. :|||

JPLovesAnimals 4

Thursday 25 August 2011 3:13

Nahh. But his dad is. Rofl.

martialart1st18 19

Friday 14 February 2014 1:29

He was probably exercising

TBR 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 23:23

What is that saying "You can't go home again" Lmao I hope you went some place for a while (a shrink maby)

brandonlee69 5

Friday 8 April 2011 2:30

fatty

britania 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 7:15

hey that's not nice

kroekdog 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 21:43

He is a sexy mutherfucker

rlykewl 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 23:25

lmfaoooo

nimleh 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 23:28

Oh my, I'm so sorry! That is truly ****** up.

ajscott 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 23:28

Look on the bright side. At least you didn't walk in on them having sex on the living room floor.

LittleMissMack 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 23:30

Parents have sex, it's not that big of a deal. And its better than "Today, I didn't call my parents to let them know I was coming home. I walked in and heard my dad f*cking my mom. FML."