Miscellaneous, Friends and Underwear: Oh hi! - FML

Oh hi!

By Anonymous - 03/04/2025 17:00 - United States

Today, I was at a theme park with an old friend. We were standing in line when she reached into my shorts and pulled my thong so high it was almost to my shoulders. It would’ve been fine if I didn’t see my boss behind us in line who saw the whole thing. She waved. FML

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clovericous 27

Friday 4 April 2025 0:17

That would have been fine? Weird.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 8 April 2025 0:00

How much worse would it have been if your boss came onto you afterwards?

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clovericous 27

Friday 4 April 2025 0:17

That would have been fine? Weird.

someone something 20

Saturday 5 April 2025 14:08

my only question is why wear a thong?

Yudith 25

Saturday 5 April 2025 21:30

Tell your friend not to do that, as somebody died of an atomic wedgie last month.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 8 April 2025 0:00

How much worse would it have been if your boss came onto you afterwards?

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