Office embarrassment

By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

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Thursday 7 November 2019 14:16

So?

Miss_Kat 7

Thursday 7 November 2019 15:12

As a girl who works in a liquor store, we honestly don't give a shit..

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Friday 8 November 2019 8:45

I hope the girl who works at my usual liquor store remembers me. She hella cute

shannon2348 14

Friday 8 November 2019 15:46

And? I'm missing the problem here.

jfigley 5

Saturday 9 November 2019 0:39

And??? Big deal. What are you underage? Who cares, I would wave and say hey what's up!

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