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By cheatingapparently - 20/06/2020 23:06

Today, I got an A+ on a writing assignment. My teacher asked me three times if I really did write this article myself, and didn't memorise an article from the Internet. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 20 June 2020 23:12

Did you really write this FML?

Marcella1016 31

Sunday 21 June 2020 2:10

They memorized it.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 20 June 2020 23:12

Did you really write this FML?

Marcella1016 31

Sunday 21 June 2020 2:10

They memorized it.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 21 June 2020 2:11

From the Internet, to be sure! Probably from this very site!

dragonladiesfire 19

Sunday 21 June 2020 7:41

Ask two more times to be sure!

Kelsie Lynn Christensen 13

Sunday 21 June 2020 8:06

I mean I think if it was on the internet she would be able to find it lol

Kraths 16

Sunday 21 June 2020 20:06

Yes. There are sites designed to detect plagiarism and similarities. I use several when I write my novels to avoid situations where my books can be called a rip off