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Not on the weekend

jtaylor94 - - Canada

Today, my dad's boss called our house and I answered. He said, "Is your dad home?" I replied, "I'll go check." I put the phone on mute and asked my dad if he wanted to talk to his boss. My dad says, "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker. FML

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anon - 15/08/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, my phone rang during a meeting. I quickly silenced it, and put it in my pocket. A few minutes later, my boss’s phone rang. It was me, butt-dialing him while we were sitting in the same room. He answered and asked if I had something urgent to discuss. I did not. FML

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anashaalmajiid - 05/03/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, my dad and a construction worker were having a long talk. I heard the door slam, and assumed that this worker had left. So I yelled out, "Hey dad what were you talking about? Did you talk slowly so the idiot could understand?" Turns out my dad was the one who had walked out. FML

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Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:39 - New Zealand

Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML

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number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

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Anonymous - 20/10/2010 22:22 - United States

Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML

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jina - 18/03/2009 03:48 - Korea Republic of

Today, the phone kept ringing but there was only silence on the other line. The third time I yelled, "What the fuck is your F*ing problem asshole!? Get a life shithead!" and hung up. Then the pastor's wife called and explained that she mistakingly set her phone on mute. FML

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SoGoodAtLife - 09/03/2016 19:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I gave my boss a ride home from work. I had my phone on hands-free mode, so all calls would come through on speaker. I got a call from the new job I was applying at, with my boss listening to each word. FML

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Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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Anonymous - 26/07/2009 17:00 - France

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

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Username - 18/02/2011 09:33

Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML

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aerials_fml 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 10:10

More like F your Dad's life. Unless he was going to punish you severely for that.

Lisasimpsonfan 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 9:55

Wow sucks to be your Dad. How did he punish you?

asnider 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 20:38

At least Alberta isn't suffering as much from the recession, so he should be able to find a new job soon! LOL

DBJ740 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 21:49

You're dumb. I hope your dad is pissed at you for being so dumb.

islaphippos 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 21:56

ydi for using a phone

MrIrish20 1

Wednesday 22 July 2009 22:06

Wow good job jackass you could have just very well gotten your dad fired. YDI.

Whatevers_clever 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 22:07

lool that sucks dude

Sean10 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 22:15

OMG sucks lol but not FYL FHL (**** his life for saying that about his boss he deserved it)

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 23:26

You could have just stuck your finger over it so he couldn't hear you talking. Smooth.

gtrist4etoma 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 23:43

'Today, my child answered the phone then asked if i wanted to talk to my boss. I assumed he/she had the intelligence to put it on mute, so i responded, "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker. FML.' clearly your father is the one who has the right to say FML here.

Gs_brother 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 0:16

I don't get the YDI's here, this persons dad could lose his job and the OP has made an honest mistake, but it's their fathers fault for saying what he said, and the OP doesn't deserve the blame