Sex: Nice!

Nice!

By growlr - 20/07/2011 09:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

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tona01 16

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:53

well tell him that he won't be seeing the old man and his hat for while

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tell him his penis looks like a SMALL sleepy turtle! hahaha

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talicaroxi 25

Sunday 21 August 2016 2:22

mine doesn't even have a hat...just a sad old lettuce

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