Doctor, Embarrassing and Health: Nice

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By ChubbyButt - 16/01/2013 10:48 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML

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Today, I went to the doctor to have my annual check-up. After the doctor made me waddle across the room towards him, hop on one foot for thirty seconds, and then lay on my stomach and do the worm, he finally said, "OK, that wasn't really part of the check-up. You're large on the hips. Lay off the Cheetos." FML

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By Kristina - 18/02/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

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mountainmanneil 7

Wednesday 16 January 2013 18:37

Unprofessional. Time for a new doctor...

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Wednesday 16 January 2013 18:36

Yeah, your doctor is very insensitive...

Comments

cassey_lea 15

Thursday 17 January 2013 1:48

i loved when doctors are honest

GiveMeLove_fml 6

Thursday 17 January 2013 2:20

That's shocking, fyl OP.

Xotoolyxo 16

Thursday 17 January 2013 3:39

How rude, try switching to a more professional doctor

fordfan89 9

Thursday 17 January 2013 12:19

what did you do to piss her off?

xRezSynn 15

Thursday 17 January 2013 13:03

Rude, time to get a new doctor

Pigeon89 34

Thursday 17 January 2013 19:41

Technically you can make an official complaint as she didn't respect your patient confidentiality

T00BAD_fml 3

Thursday 17 January 2013 23:41

I would have turned around gave her a sarcastic smile and flashed her the finher

jdime209 2

Friday 18 January 2013 0:08

I'd slap her and tell her "F U! Lol

lockedupnokey 9

Friday 18 January 2013 0:17

That bitch.

a_brony_i_be 6

Saturday 19 January 2013 4:21

Sounds like lumbergh

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