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Nice guy

By fiercehawk - 18/02/2014 05:45 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML

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Tuesday 18 February 2014 16:26

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Comments

cchuckcloninger 5

Wednesday 19 February 2014 3:32

And at the end of a lovely evening he took the mask off to reveal.....a total asshole.

an3ph 20

Wednesday 19 February 2014 3:48

Response: Too bad you aren't any of those. See ya, loser.

sabiyah 7

Wednesday 19 February 2014 4:38

Shoulda told him the same thing back!

Relf 19

Wednesday 19 February 2014 5:19

Well, shit

kemando 22

Wednesday 19 February 2014 6:11

To be fair, I'm a strong believer in the 50% physical 50% personal attraction thing, it's not fair to the partner to only be half attracted.my 2 cents anyhue.