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By Yasminne - 06/04/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, the guy I like took 15 hours to respond to my text. When I asked him why he took so long to respond, he said, “Chill, I’m not your boyfriend or anything, why are you asking me questions like that?” FML

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GoogieWithers 23

Sunday 6 April 2025 17:34

He is right.

poopface82 23

Sunday 6 April 2025 16:55

Jesus Christ on a crab cake, who taught you how to relate to men, my ex-wife?

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poopface82 23

Sunday 6 April 2025 16:55

Jesus Christ on a crab cake, who taught you how to relate to men, my ex-wife?

GoogieWithers 23

Sunday 6 April 2025 17:34

He is right.

Wadlaen 23

Sunday 6 April 2025 23:55

I think 15 hours is quite a long time to respond to a text, and I'd be curious why someone waited that long too, whether we were in a relationship or not.