Sex, Injury and Intimacy: New isn't always good

New isn't always good

By anonymous - 11/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Iowa City

Today, my girlfriend and I were trying something new. I ended up with a shard of glass in my back and a concussion. Don't have sex on a glass table. FML

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ktm71125 19

Monday 12 January 2015 6:22

Thanks for the tip. On another note what on Earth made you think having sex on a glass table was a good idea. FYL

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Talk about rough sex.

Comments

rdnkchevy 9

Monday 12 January 2015 7:39

Yeah that was not a smart idea

dakotaabriannee 14

Monday 12 January 2015 7:53

Well I'm sure that was interesting to explain to your doctor.

olpally 32

Monday 12 January 2015 7:58

I got a shard of glass in my back and a concussion. How? Having sex on a glass table... What the ****? Who does that? lol. Common sense tells you no, that's not a good place to have sexy time on.

THEDARKLORDOFALL 17

Monday 12 January 2015 8:18

What the **** were you on that made you think that was a good idea?

bahamit 18

Monday 12 January 2015 8:37

If you thought that a thin pane of glass used in a glass table would be strong enough to hold the weight of two "adults" then please do the world a favor. Go get snipped and make it impossible to spread the seed of ignorance and stupidity further across the land than it already is...