Health, Weird and Relatable: Mr Beard

Mr Beard

By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 16:59 - United States

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML

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Comments

Euronymous93 29

Wednesday 28 August 2013 11:10

Real men don't shave.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Thursday 5 September 2013 16:46

so now you look like if Bane would take off his mask. Are you Bane?

rachiepooo 2

Friday 16 May 2014 18:24

self tanner

nevspence 6

Tuesday 11 November 2014 5:26

Never ever shave off a nice beard!!

erjgyflover 18

Monday 12 January 2015 18:52

So you now look like Bruce Wayne if he had a tan line as batman

LyricaSilvan 29

Saturday 21 February 2015 14:04

So I take it it's been a while since you last shaved.

weezypanda420 22

Tuesday 20 October 2015 23:41

I would love to see that lol

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