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By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 12:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I sent a text to my boss saying, "Looking forward to our meeting tomorrow." Autocorrect changed it to, "Looking forward to our mating tomorrow." My boss replied with, "I think you meant meeting. Let's keep it professional shall we." FML

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Tuesday 21 May 2024 0:02

😂 I'll congratulate you on having what seems to be a boss with a good sense of humor!

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Always read it again before you send.

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Chazzster 29

Monday 20 May 2024 15:59

Always read it again before you send.

Wadlaen 23

Tuesday 21 May 2024 0:02

😂 I'll congratulate you on having what seems to be a boss with a good sense of humor!

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