Animals, Roommate and Creepy: Modern concepts

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 17:00 - United States - Menomonie

Today, my college roommate is a Studio Art major. For a project, she brought home a pig's intestine to keep in our tiny dorm room freezer. FML

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Today, I was dissecting a pig for my anatomy class. The smell of four day-old dead pig caused me to faint. My mom drove me home and warmed me up some left overs for lunch. It was pork chops. FML

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By merrymary - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML

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By carnivore - 22/09/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML

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Anderling 32

Tuesday 25 October 2022 0:04

I’d be more worried about what she’s going to do with it next if I were you.

JackWood 20

Tuesday 25 October 2022 2:58

Make sausage links. js

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Anderling 32

Tuesday 25 October 2022 0:04

I’d be more worried about what she’s going to do with it next if I were you.

Thaylok 17

Tuesday 25 October 2022 2:20

Having studied Agriculture/Animal Science, I don't see this as a problem. especially since some artists sold jars of pee as their art projects.

JackWood 20

Tuesday 25 October 2022 2:58

Make sausage links. js

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 25 October 2022 9:13

When life gives you pig intestines, make menudo.

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