Ironic and Money: Make it stop

Make it stop

By SnuggieOverload - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen my debit card and maxed it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to change the address on the card, so everything they bought online has been shipped to me. The bad news? I've received 16 snuggies so far, and I'm still counting. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:16

They're the blanket! With sleeves! Can you send me one? :D

KayleeFrye 39

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Go on YouTube, and watch the Snuggie parody..."The What the F*#K Blanket." It will cheer you up!

Comments

hiitsmeeeee 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:28

fake. you can't order things online without putting in a shipping address.. and i agree with #9.. you can't "max out" a debit card.

idkweird 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:30

Ok, you can't max out a debit card. Also, there is not an address attached to your debit card. If you buy something online you have to ENTER an address. Come on, now.

Erindub 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:30

You sure "someone" stole your debitcard? Could this have possibly been a product of a drunken/stoned night in front of the TV at 2am watching infomercials? These things DO happen. I'm just saying?

nativebacon 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:43

Awesome

pipsqueak2099 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:32

At least they didn't personalize them :P

FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:33

you mean you get to have basically an endless supply of WTF!?!? Blankets?

Chasted 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:35

Questioning the validity of a FML is actually against the rules to question so... Why bother doing it? -------------- My... I must say, check your friends houses (Or people who hate you) because they are honestly the only sort of person who would know where you live to send you all those Snuggies (On the upside, someone has already bought you all the christmas presents this year)