Painful, Romantic and Love: Major romcom vibes

Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:10

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Thursday 8 December 2016 15:34

My ex once spun me around romantically and ended up dropping me on a tiled floor. Ambulance and two fractured bones in my spine later. Let's just say he didn't try that again.