Hospital and Health: Mah bawsac

Mah bawsac

By Anonymous - 12/07/2014 20:19 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I accidentally twisted my balls in my own underwear so badly that I had to be hospitalized. FML

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Sunday 13 July 2014 7:09

So...uh...how did you manage that?

inner_peace 19

Sunday 13 July 2014 7:10

Just reading that made me cringe.

Comments

WolfBite230 2

Sunday 13 July 2014 9:06

it reminds me of that Duluth trading company underwear commercial

Witchylady 17

Sunday 13 July 2014 9:11

How on earth does that happen???

Nilorak 24

Sunday 13 July 2014 9:14

Is your name Ben Stiller?

highlystrung41 0

Sunday 13 July 2014 9:39

Ummm how??

1947Chevy 17

Sunday 13 July 2014 9:46

I feel for the sake of all men you should explain how one does this

Epickitty58 29

Sunday 13 July 2014 21:39

THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW

SofiaM0517 8

Sunday 13 July 2014 10:19

Mr_Beavis 6

Sunday 13 July 2014 10:38

Natural selection doesn't always kill...

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 13 July 2014 10:41

My balls started aching in sympathy the moment I read this... Thanks OP!

jrn 14

Sunday 13 July 2014 11:34

939 people voted "you deserved it". I bet they're ALL female.

JenBernal 3

Sunday 13 July 2014 12:34

Testicular torsion. Ouch

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