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Loner

By LonelyBoy - 16/03/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Peroxide 3

Tuesday 16 March 2010 11:53

Your gf has more friends than you do...Quick, you better go kill yourself and end this intolerable injustice.

Fuzzygraywolf 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 11:54

why not go hang out with your girlfriend and her friends?

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gszmam 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 20:18

Sounds familier... Oh wait.

PWNjaban 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 20:20

Girls pick loser guys 'cuz they're dependable.

Ventus_fml 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 20:27

His gf plays WoW I think.

CalicoJack_fml 9

Tuesday 16 March 2010 20:29

Here's a tip: stop playing the most antisocial, time wasting game known to man.

626James 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 20:42

Maybe you should consider stop playing WoW? Start with that if you even can.

Jakers721 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 20:46

it's spring break, dude. WoW can wait.

jadacutegirl 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 20:47

Hey! At least you have a girlfriend! The possibilities of getting laid are more! LOL

GlaoigharAirm 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 22:43

Go date a Blood Elf.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Friday 22 September 2017 16:01

Ask her if you can join her at the beach?

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