Living in a bad TV show

Anonymous - 25/03/2023 14:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. Turns out I had sex with her once about 3 months before I met my girlfriend, and had no idea who she was. She’s been “happily” married to my girlfriend's dad for 25 years. I have no idea what to say or do and it’s awkward, so my girlfriend is getting suspicious. FML
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poopface82 23

Bear this in mind - as tight-lipped as you both may agree to be, as you continue dating your girlfriend, the probability that one of you will blab will increase and approach 1.

Keep your mouth shut. I doubt her mom wants anyone to know about your encounter. Who knows? Maybe one day when the daughter disappoints, you have a handy back-up plan.

poopface82 23

Bear this in mind - as tight-lipped as you both may agree to be, as you continue dating your girlfriend, the probability that one of you will blab will increase and approach 1.

Did you know she was married? If so, YDI. If not, YLS. If you genuinely had no idea this woman was your girlfriend's mom, and she was married, yeah, that's a very awkward situation. I don't know which would be worse for your girlfriend - hearing it from you or hearing it from her mother.