Kids: Lingering

Lingering

By Evjoel - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Bermuda - Hamilton

Today, whilst making a cake for my kids, I accidentally got some cocoa powder in my nose. Now it feels like my nose is burning stronger than the fires of hell. On the bright side, everything smells like chocolate. FML

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Justin Carpenter 11

Monday 9 December 2019 9:29

I got hit red peppers in my eye one time it was like mace and then me being smart as iam rubbed I'm my other eye

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Keep your cocaine and cocoa powder separate in future.

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