Poopoo peepee and Work: Life's good

Life's good

By Petergibbons - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized I'd rather be constipated, sick, sit in long traffic lines, and inadvertently eat spoiled meat than spend another day at my shitty job. All things that happened to me today. FML

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CallMeHush 0

Friday 5 March 2010 16:17

Don't worry if you ate spoiled meat you won't be constipated for long. Buy some nice soft tissue paper, treat yourself right.

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so quit

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CptLazer 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 8:25

I am very sorry.

FockinA 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 0:40

YDI for staing past your prime at your job. get a new one.

dualr 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 5:22

welcome to shitty airlines!

drkirish 0

Monday 11 October 2010 6:24

thats why its called work

alexzannder 0

Friday 11 November 2011 19:26

Easy solution- find another job and quit

writergirl23 19

Wednesday 22 February 2012 9:55

I take it you ate the spoiled meat first

bobman51 15

Monday 21 July 2014 23:56

*THROWS BAG OF ATTENTION

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