Let him cook
By last literate - 27/10/2011 16:15 - Canada
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Neither. Get him a dictionary
cptmorgan6
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Have both ready just in case. You never know...
lexex1
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Is your boss from Kentucky?
PolkaButtons
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Asshole. I'm from Kentucky.
Reminds me of the movie Devils wear prada
I think you should give him the letter of resignation AND the barbecue sauce, and tell him you're leaving to avoid being "fried". Btw, this fml is a work of genius, I genuinely laughed out loud.
Iknoweverything
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How about a fried letter of resignation?
kurbanfan
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Awesome!
doctor who picture!!!
The_Troller
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Written in BBQ sauce
Written using alphabet soup letters!
I suggest writing a letter of resignation, putting it in a large envelope with a bottle of BBQ sauce, some breadcrumbs and a kebab skewer.
this made my day!
Celi06
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Ferretface
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*facepalm*
Oh no you didn't. Next comes the "I was joking, herp derp".
eddyg94
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OH MY GOD you are stupid.
is this guy serious? theres no way someone can be this daft.
What an idiot -.-"
Successful troll is successful.
That's the point genious.
KiddNYC1O
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50- Highly doubt it.
bluebob13
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They obviously meant to say FRIED in the post because that is what their boss said. Don't criticize someone when you don't know what you are talking about.
Nuahavizu
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I'm sorry, but i have to call Skitt's Law of the internet (...any post correcting an error in another post will contain at least one error itself" or, "The likelihood of an error in a post is directly proportional to the embarrassment it will cause the poster.) into effect and correct you. >.< *
Nah, that wasn't pen's fault, if you end a post with a > or < (and I think - too, but I'm not sure about that), it won't post. So you get this >. It's pretty annoying really.
Troll in the dungeon!
You, are a dumbass.
SkardeyKat
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Um I think it's op's boss who can't spell....
kewlkate
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He obviously can unlike his boss. If you kept reading you may have got it, but maybe you wouldn't have because you seem unable to read.
Apparently you can't comprehend...
loveanthony645
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And you obvioisly ruined the fun of it.
2ndSucks
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Just bring him the email, letter of resignation, and fried chicken Problem solved.
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He wants to eat you...no mistake.
Neither. Get him a dictionary