Intimacy: Kinky

Kinky

By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 09:45

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

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deviable 9

Monday 9 January 2012 12:07

So since you didn't have sex I guess you decided to "hit the sack"? Eh? No? Ok then.

emvictoria 9

Monday 9 January 2012 11:56

I bet that's going to turn him of kinky stuff for a while.

Comments

Burning65 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 13:14

Lol this is the shit man.

jjesuslover 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 21:27

Smoooth butterfingerssss

sarah2144 14

Wednesday 11 January 2012 0:39

Wow, that's definitely kinky. XD

Trebie 6

Wednesday 11 January 2012 0:56

Well if that isn't kinky, then I dunno what is.

redredblood1 7

Wednesday 11 January 2012 5:35

Hmm, sounds kinky ;D

lovestheice 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 6:45

Haha that was God saying " marriage first!!!"

rissgoesrawr 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 6:50

This made me seriously LOL xD classic

AugustBurnsToast 14

Wednesday 11 January 2012 10:08

Now that's kinky lmao

profoundkisses 18

Wednesday 11 January 2012 14:00

Good for you.

UnluckyDude96 8

Thursday 12 January 2012 5:33

Ooouch :O

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