Love and Solitude: It's the thought that counts…

It's the thought that counts…

By Charlatan126 - 03/02/2021 05:00 - United States - Hilliard

Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML

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Wednesday 3 February 2021 19:22

If that's the worst part of your day then you're ok for now.

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flagbitch 8

Wednesday 3 February 2021 19:19

Probably bullshit, that's ok.

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Wednesday 3 February 2021 19:22

If that's the worst part of your day then you're ok for now.

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Thursday 4 February 2021 1:41

why do I find this so sweet?

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