Transportation, Cars, Awkward and Cops: It's sus to us

It's sus to us

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

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By "ztodaro" - 30/06/2017 20:00

Today, while I was inside a store, I heard a crash. Of course I ignored it because my car was parked. I paid for my items and walked out to see this. Nobody else was around. FML

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gurding 15

Friday 12 July 2013 11:50

Did they at least give you directions?

CrookedCook 14

Friday 12 July 2013 11:51

Seems like a blessing in disguise to me.

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FrankHotpants 31

Sunday 14 July 2013 3:56

No worries, you've broken no law, you can drive your car wherever the hell you want however I understand it might seem suspicious to some.

Lrobs59 4

Sunday 14 July 2013 10:55

Better the cops than Zimmerman!

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