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It's not what you think

Anonymous - - Egypt

Today, I was working on a 12-page report. After 5 hours on it, I go over to YouTube to change background music. My boss picked this time to walk by, look at my screen, and grunt, "Hard at work, huh?" FML

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RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 9 December 2010 18:59

Don't lie. It was ****, wasn't it?

Nutz321 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 18:58

just explain

Myra_J_R 13

Friday 20 September 2013 2:20

This happens to me all the time. It's really annoying!

ProtoPrime 7

Wednesday 11 December 2013 5:03

Happens every time. I bet you tried to explain yourself and he just ignored you.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 15 December 2014 17:35

They always come by at the wrong time.

BrokenMindFrame 4

Saturday 22 August 2015 6:13

Just like parents your boss will look come by at the wrong time

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 8 May 2022 16:01

So you play around on Facebook at work, then jump onto FML when you get busted? You sound very productive.

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Today, my son found a cockroach in his bed. I had to kill the thing and wash all his sheets and stuffed animals before he'd finally agree to go back to bed, three hours later. FML

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Today, my psycho abstinence-only sex ed teacher claimed condoms give 50% protection at most against pregnancy. I couldn't help but correct her. She apologized for her "mistake", saying, "It's just that we're not ALL sluts, Kara." Now everyone thinks I'm a raging whore. FML

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Today, while I was out for a walk, a little boy asked if he could try on my prosthetic leg. Being as nice as possible, knowing that he probably didn't understand, I told him no. He screamed and his mum coldly told me I'm a terrible person and should have let him try it on. FML

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Today, I received my first negative feedback on my otherwise flawless eBay record. The woman who bought the item said it wasn't as delicious as she was expecting, so there must be something wrong with it. What was I selling? A new and unopened lipstick. FML

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Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML

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Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically." She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless." FML

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