Cars, Thanksgiving Transportation It's all in the timing - FML

It's all in the timing

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Today, my mom used, "Happy Thanksgiving break" and, "We sold your car" in the same sentence. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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butterflychic 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:25

Turkey, anyone?

foodlord 5

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:26

Awh! Same thing happened to me back in 08! It was a dark and stormy night...

cherryllollo 7

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:31

small claims court my friend

cheerluv15 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:32

Haha sucks 2 b you

huh_what 4

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:33

gramatically, that makes very little sense.

rakhil11 7

Sunday 27 November 2011 7:11

"Happy Thanksgiving break, we sold your car!" ...Makes perfect grammatical sense to me :P

jackroarrr 25

Friday 10 April 2015 4:35

Uh it isn't thanksgiving tho

shanynholly 18

Saturday 9 November 2019 3:09

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Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML

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Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

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Today, and for the last few months, I finally have enough money to be able to move into my own place. I can finally have girls over. I am also at the age of 26, where most girls stop wanting to go over to a guy's house. I wish I was 18 again, when independence is seen as new and sexy. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 5 years said that he wants to marry and spend his life with me. But first he wants to go be wild and single for a few years before settling down. Not only does he not see a problem with this, he expects me to wait and be faithful to him while he “gets it out of his system”. FML

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Today, as part of my job at a pet store, I helped our frat house president pick out goldfish for the new aquarium the big brothers are installing over summer break. And, once I'm initiated, I'll get to swallow one of the fish. FML

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Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML

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