Love and Break-ups: It's a no from me, dawg

It's a no from me, dawg

By Anonymous - 02/12/2024 15:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, the guy I’ve been seeing for a couple of months and started falling for told me his ex-girlfriend is pregnant with his child. I’m so bummed because kids and baby mamas are my number one deal-breaker. I really liked him too. FML

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angus 16

Tuesday 3 December 2024 6:37

You’re an idiot. Not all such situations are bad. Be adults and get on with life

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Tuesday 3 December 2024 8:53

dodged a bullet.

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