Transportation, Cars and Awkward: Is this part of the test? - FML

Is this part of the test?

By Samantha - 16/08/2012 22:36 - United States - Holt

Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML

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Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML

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beaglegun2009 4

Friday 17 August 2012 5:13

Well did you pass?

Mommyof2_91 10

Friday 17 August 2012 5:17

FHL, his wife dumped him over text message.

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roberhood 5

Tuesday 21 August 2012 9:55

Poor guy

Fellsnows 5

Tuesday 21 August 2012 23:34

Well at least he couldn't see your mistakes threw his tears

ravey 0

Thursday 23 August 2012 9:21

Did you pass though?

daemonsparta 16

Friday 24 April 2015 8:53

fyl and fhl

prettygurl89 16

Monday 1 June 2015 8:24

Holy shit

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 22 November 2015 22:23

Did you pass?

Loganthememe 9

Saturday 2 April 2016 3:30

I wish there was a "His life sucks button"

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