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By It means child p*rn - 01/01/2025 18:00 - United States - Edison

Today, I was at a party, and heard a mutual acquaintance had been arrested. I asked what for, and was told "Cheese pizza." I yelled in confusion and outrage, since I thought they were joking. I was told later in private what "Cheese pizza" meant. FML
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MidnaLink 33

Because, you know, everyone is expected to know every slang phrase ever. It's not facebook, you can say child **** out loud and not be arrested.

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Wadlaen 23

I had to Google it myself, since I was just as confused, but now I'm glad your acquaintance was arrested, and I hope he gets his lesson.

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Wadlaen 23

I had to Google it myself, since I was just as confused, but now I'm glad your acquaintance was arrested, and I hope he gets his lesson.

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MidnaLink 33

Because, you know, everyone is expected to know every slang phrase ever. It's not facebook, you can say child **** out loud and not be arrested.

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JasonThorn 20

They probably didn't think it was a good idea to say "Child ****" aloud at a party. I also found out the current euphemism for a pedo was "PDF."

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MidnaLink 33

It's a lot less stupid than Cheese Pizza, they could've even said CP and it would've been more obvious.

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UsernameNotFound404 21

This is word that Lamar vs Drake beef taught me

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Yudith 25

Now I feel bad for asking everybody at the office to send me PDF.

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UsernameNotFound404 21

I need to use urban dictionary to find out what cheese pizza mean in this situation. Bloody hell. He still get hard time in prison

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idragosani 15

I had to look it up, I'd never heard the term

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