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If it quacks like a duck, it's a quack

By Anonymous - 18/01/2021 11:01

Today, we got the news that my dad will be dying of Covid. My mom, former nurse, still insist it's a hoax and that the holistic route will cure him. FML

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Thanks, I feel better!

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2021 14:01

Today, my mom died of COVID. As I was crying in her hospital room, my husband asked if it was OK for him to leave to take a business call, and our daughter asked if she could leave because she was bored and wanted to meet her boyfriend at a bar. FML

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Today, my mother-in-law decided my husband has COVID-19, read some debunked articles about how ibuprofen makes the symptoms worse, and scolded me for giving him ibuprofen for his muscle pain. I'm an actual medical doctor. FML

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Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML

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Clout demon

By Anonymous - 28/10/2022 11:00 - United States - Winnebago

Today, my uncle is posting on Facebook for clout about how his mom died of COVID. She actually died of sepsis from severe Alzheimer's. He was at the hospice meeting, and his wife and daughter held her hand when she passed. She also died two years ago. FML

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Charlie Given 26

Monday 18 January 2021 16:47

so sorry for your loss and sorry for your mom sounds like she's very mentally ill

RichardPencil 30

Monday 18 January 2021 16:43

If it's a hoax, why would he need a cure whether it's holistic or not? According to your mom's thinking, your dad needs to quit faking his symptoms to gain attention,

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 18 January 2021 16:43

If it's a hoax, why would he need a cure whether it's holistic or not? According to your mom's thinking, your dad needs to quit faking his symptoms to gain attention,