Poopoo peepee and Kids: I just can't hide it - FML

I just can't hide it

By doomeddaddy - 21/12/2025 18:00 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 17:43 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML

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flockz 19

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:16

marking his territory. he's gonna ask for a sandwich next.

Infamous_Hawk 6

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:14

Congradulations, I guess.

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CleverBastard 8

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:34

I bet you were PISSED

nicksand 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:48

make him put his nose in it

kiakia0131 23

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:50

It's only pee. Be thankful it didn't get on the walls and ceiling. He's a little kid and stuff like that happens. Besides, he's only learning so things like this are bound to happen.

XxgreymoonxX 8

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:52

least he learned? :D

birdfreak 24

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:53

He has more pee left?

ravenxcorvinus 9

Wednesday 3 August 2011 23:27

it's one of those moments where you wished you should have put some newspapers down lol

bnvc 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 23:34

AWWW hahahaha.

kduubb 7

Wednesday 3 August 2011 23:38

my little brother did the same thing before/:

HichSchko46 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 23:51

Hahaha! How old is your brother?

kduubb 7

Wednesday 3 August 2011 23:54

He was small, like 2 or 3

HichSchko46 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 1:36

Haha. He has a good excuse. 2 more years and that excuse expires. I live in SD too. Freaken hot out!

kduubb 7

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:14

i kno i love it(:

jlh2283 1

Wednesday 3 August 2011 23:52

I guess a drop in the toilet is worth more than a river outside of it... Beware guests that's not water from the shower...

ninjaandreaa 9

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:03

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