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By Lolzords - 14/09/2010 10:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking down the stairs holding a glass of water, when I tripped. I don't know what hurts more, that I'm still picking glass out of my hand or that my mum is still ranting about the water I'd spilt. FML

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89jessica 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 16:06

At least it wasn't milk! :P

spidersilkx9 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 16:08

plastic glasses ftw.

Comments

tngodzilla 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 18:34

you know, you could just not spill, I mean I haven't spilt anything for 4 years! you must be like my sister who spills daily, and that's why your mom is mad!

joa76 3

Tuesday 14 September 2010 18:45

Because there's no such things as accidents, right?

tngodzilla 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 20:15

nope. there isn't

drawing_a_blank 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 19:09

Trust fall

fmlx1211 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 19:14

wack

rooisRAD 4

Tuesday 14 September 2010 19:44

You shouldn't upset gravity. Or it will upset you.

silisand_fml 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 20:00

is Spilt a word?

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 14 September 2010 20:28

No, it's your job. Quite_Insane, you're awfully smart for a man that's not sane.

rallets 22

Tuesday 14 September 2010 22:52

lmfao agreed. you grammar ***** always correct people on their shit and now all of a sudden you tell them to ask their teachers

Freeze_fml 16

Tuesday 14 September 2010 22:56

Grammar *****? Whoa.

rallets 22

Tuesday 14 September 2010 23:09

lmfao yea im just ******* with you people and yea.."grammar *****" kinda rolls off your tongue, doesnt it? in more ways than one too ;) oh did i? :O well then nevermind i guess lol