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Hey!

By karlajjjjj - 25/10/2013 12:19 - United Kingdom - Cold Ashby

Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing me not to notice the pothole in front of me. My front wheel went in and I went over the handlebars. It wasn't even my sister. FML

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snowby2 15

Friday 25 October 2013 19:06

Well that must have been embarrassing...

Nyx_fml 23

Friday 25 October 2013 19:08

Braking before turning your head might have worked better. Just a thought.

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telli164 30

Wednesday 22 January 2014 9:42

This is actually hilarious

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