Miscellaneous: HELP! - FML

HELP!

By CandyMachine - 16/02/2011 23:58 - United States

Today, I went to the vending machine, put in a dollar, and reached down to grab my snack. The slot door wouldn't open, so I pushed it harder. I got my hand in, but the door got stuck again, this time with my hand inside. I tried to push with my other hand. It got stuck too. FML

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By Not my day - 28/11/2022 21:00 - United States

Today, I tried to get something out of a vending machine. It got stuck. I tried getting something else to knock it down. That got stuck too. I tried a third time… take a wild guess. One massive tirade later, someone came and tried to help me out. Stuck. Four times in a row. How is that even possible? FML

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By aquagoddess - 03/07/2018 19:00

Today, I used the last of my money to buy a bag of vending machine chips for dinner. It got stuck. A passerby saw and generously offered to buy another bag of the same chips to dislodge it. Gratefully, I accepted his offer. It stayed stuck. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2024 14:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I spent way too long battling a vending machine that ate my dollar but didn’t give me my snack. After shaking it, kicking it, and practically hugging it, I finally gave up. As I walked away in defeat, it dropped the snack. I rushed back to claim my prize… and the janitor grabbed it before I could. FML

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By Z'ev - 05/04/2013 16:34 - United States - New York

Today, I went to get my car fixed. There was a vending machine in the waiting room, and I was hungry. The snacks were overpriced, but I still had a little money left over. I noticed a bag of Cheetos hanging loose, so I paid for them, hoping to get two bags. They both got stuck. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 02:00

Today, at a local mini mart, I tried several times to open a door that clearly said "PUSH" by pulling it, much to the amusement to the customers and staff inside. FML

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By Eodowoiono - 06/08/2013 16:20 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, as a joke, my friend put my bus money in the vending machine. Not only did the machine not return my money, it wouldn't give me an item in return. FML

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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By iblamethetories - 11/10/2012 17:49 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I had to pay my bus fare in very small change. After carefully counting out coins under the withering glares of a bus-load of people, I quickly slid them into the machine, and somehow ended up jamming it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 15:51 - Japan

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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giantsofeast 2

Thursday 17 February 2011 8:59

lol you remind me of homer Simpson

schwiggidy 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 8:59

when it don't fit in the slot, harder! harder!

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justinfailz 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:11

what would you do for a Klondike bar xD

atomicJ 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:13

Use your foot. Tada!

superwerid14 0

Friday 18 February 2011 10:50

look at the puppy!!

lil_lala209 5

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:18

this sounds like something out of family guy that Peter would have done... lol

mrahhhhh 21

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:24

For extra fun, try reading this FML while saying "THAT'S WHAT HE SAID" after every sentence while sleep deprived like I did.

daiissyyy 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 16:41

hahah!

Tonky 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:40

Jimboom 11

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:51

In Russia vending machine eats YOU!

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 17 February 2011 10:00

Did you post this FML from inside a vending machine?

ChibiGirl5 0

Friday 18 February 2011 8:38

how would she have her phone with her while her hands are stuck??

marlie_x 8

Thursday 17 February 2011 10:11

hey I would do the same thing for my food

fiveonefiveoh 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 10:11

u wrote this, so... Ur life's not ****** ;p

pepelapew 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 10:26

major tard

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