Work, Gross and Movies: He enjoyed himself way too much

He enjoyed himself way too much

By Galo - 30/01/2022 19:58

Today, I had to clean cum from one of the seats of the movie theater where I work at as a cleaner. FML

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Sunday 30 January 2022 20:43

What was the movie? Yuck in general. But if it was Encanto, extra yuck!

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I’ve had to clean cum before at work. I work at a bar. The cum was on 3 of the tables after a busy Friday night

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 30 January 2022 20:43

What was the movie? Yuck in general. But if it was Encanto, extra yuck!

short_tempered_cancer_ 0

Monday 31 January 2022 4:15

😂

mccuish 25

Monday 31 January 2022 8:53

I’ve had to clean cum before at work. I work at a bar. The cum was on 3 of the tables after a busy Friday night

D J's MOM 17

Monday 31 January 2022 12:32

only management is certified to clean that. just a little FYI for next time.

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