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By Marcipaud - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Detroit

Today, I opened up an English textbook to find someone else's dirty fingernails between the pages. FML

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may14th 26

Friday 6 May 2016 10:09

I'm hoping it's just clippings and not their entire finger nails. Because that would be a whole other issue.

CogadhTallon 16

Friday 6 May 2016 10:17

Sounds like a nail-biting book.

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0262944 15

Sunday 8 May 2016 0:26

So.

justanonymous123 13

Sunday 8 May 2016 6:14

Ew

embarass 14

Monday 9 May 2016 15:55

I've had someone write 'I'm horny' all over my text book And several teachers have asked me why I would put myself out there and if they need to inform my mom

seba7236 21

Wednesday 11 May 2016 20:04

Why did someone click YDI?

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